| These Are Just the Cars Gerry Had a Title To | ||||
| 1932 | Chevrolet | 2 Door Coach | Tried to Overhaul it - Big Mistake | |
| 1940 | Ford | Standard | 2 Door Sedan | |
| 1946 | Ford | 4 Door Sedan | ||
| 1947 | Hudson | Brougham | Wish I Still had It | |
| 1948 | Oldsmobile | 4 Door Sedan | Put a Connecting Rod Through the Crankcase | |
| 1940 | Studebaker | Coupe | Traded it for Three Cymbals | |
| 1934 | Chevrolet | 2 Door Coach | Nice Car - Repainted it With Spray Cans | |
| 1941 | DeSoto | 4 Door Sedan | 40,000 Miles - Nice - Rolled it Over - Almost Bisected | |
| 1950 | Pontiac | 4 Door Sedan | High School Graduation Present | |
| 1949 | Ford | Convertible | Car of Many Colors | |
| 1950 | Ford | 2 Door Sedan | Louvered Hood | |
| 1949 | Oldsmobile | 76 | Convertible | Had a Blown Piston |
| 1929 | Durant | Roadster | The Epitome of Fun - 331 c.i. Cadillac Engine | |
| 1950 | Oldsmobile | 88 | Coupe | Stick Shift!! - Installed '37 LaSalle Trans from the Durant |
| 1958 | Chevrolet | Biscayne | 2 Door Sedan | Bronze |
| 1939 | Chevrolet | Coupe | Corvette Engine - 265 c.i?? - No Starter | |
| 1959 | Chevrolet | Impala | 2 Door Hardtop | Red - 348 c.i. - Floor Shift |
| 1962 | Ford | Fairlane | 2 Door Sedan | My First New Car - 'Lil Rump Rump |
| 195x | Nash | Metropolitan | Convertible | Low Budget MG |
| 1950 | Oldsmobile | 88 | Convertible | Piece of Junque |
| 1953 | Studebaker | Champion | Coupe | Loewy's Best Design! - 'Lil Rump Rump II |
| 1959 | Studebaker | Lark | Wagon | Transportation |
| 1965 | Ford | Fairlane | Wagon | Second New Car |
| 1966 | Dodge | Charger | Coupe | Very Pretty - And it Slept Two! |
| 1968 | Dodge | Dart GTS | 2 Door Sedan | 383 Engine - 14.4 in the Quarter - Seven Trophies in One Season |
| 1970 | Mercury | Monterrey | 2 Door Sedan | Sold This Right After Getting a Company Car |
| 1975 | Triumph | Spitfire | Roadster | Loads of Fun - Finally Lost the Clutch - Had a Tonneau Cover |
| 1978 | Volkswagen | Scirocco | 2 Door | Drove for 100,000 Miles - Coasted into the Audi Dealer :-) |
| 1982 | Audi | Coupe | 5 Cylinder - Stick - Incredible Car - Super Clutch | |
| 1985 | Buick | Somerset | 2 Door | Sandwiched it on the Eisenhower Expressway |
| 1987 | Dodge | Daytona | 2 Door | Pacifica Turbo - Had Everything Imagineable Including Factory Air Horns |
| 1989 | GMC | Jimmy | 2 Door | Was Stolen After Only a Couple Months |
| 1990 | GMC | Jimmy | 2 Door | |
| 1993 | Jeep | Cherokee | 4 Door | Paper Doors - Didn't Like It |
| 1996 | Chevrolet | Monte Carlo | 2 Door | V6 - Dual Overhead Cam - Problem Car - Cured Me of GM Cars |
| 1999 | Honda | Accord | EX Coupe | 18" Wheels and Lowered 1.5 Inches |
| 2001 | Honda | S2000 | Roadster | From e-Bay - Put on Lots of Mods |
| 2005 | Honda | Civic | EX SE Coupe | |